Bama players clocking students, to rip their plastic to go on a vending machine bender?! Sabes now has 4 mugshots to go w/ his 4 BCS titles.
— Jim Rome (@jimrome) February 12, 2013
Four Alabama football players were arrested for robbery last night, but fans will claim it was actually fifteen.
— WarBlogle.com (@WarBlogle) February 12, 2013
Nick Saban is a frontrunner for the next Pope, but most people see it as a lateral move at best. #SEC
— Justin Cazana (@jcazana) February 11, 2013
Saban would only be interested in the job if he could be Pope and general manager.
— Cecil Hurt (@CecilHurt) February 11, 2013
Don't look for Nick Saban to become Pope, he's already considered a Saint in Alabama.— Auburn Jokes™(@AuburnJokes) February 11, 2013